The Hydro Archon presides
FuReelina
Instagram and TikTok, staged inline
Instagram and TikTok, staged inline
The problem
Paste an Instagram reel into a channel and you get a dead grey box. Paste a TikTok and you get a thumbnail nobody can watch. FuReelina notices the link, finds a route that actually plays, and posts it back before anyone has stopped scrolling. If every route fails she fetches the file herself and uploads it.
All the world's a stage, and I have arranged this corner of it especially for you
Hmph, you might applaud, you know, seeing as I went to all this trouble
This one has locked its doors against me, and I shall pretend that does not sting
By the numbers
What she does
Reels, carousels, photo posts and TikToks play in the channel with sound. Nothing is downloaded in the normal case, so it lands in about a second. When a route fails she tries another, then fetches the file and uploads it herself, and only gives up when the post is genuinely private or deleted.
Videos are fetched and served through Discord rather than the original site, so friends in places where TikTok is unavailable still watch them in the channel.
Every link counts toward a server leaderboard, split by platform, with eight titles to climb from Silent Spectator to Rival to the Archon.
Post something each day to keep a run alive. She marks the milestones, and takes it rather personally when one breaks.
Press Save under anything she posts and it joins your collection. Press it again to remove it. Pull one back later and she restages it in the channel, video and all.
A different line for Instagram than TikTok, commentary on your rank, and genuine theatrical wounding when a streak dies. Server managers can silence her, though she will note it.
Commands
She works on her own the moment someone pastes a link. These are for looking things up.
/leaderboardThe server's most generous sharers, ranked with their titles/statsYour shares, rank, platform split and current streak/streaksEvery run still alive in the server, longest first/favesYour saved posts, or another member's, with a menu to replay any of them/unfaveRemove something from your collection by its number/rhythmWhen the server is most awake, shown in your own local hours/configTurn her commentary on or off, for anyone who manages the server/helpAll of the above, inside DiscordHave your say
Suggestions are public and anyone can vote. The ones at the top get built first. Votes are tied to your connection rather than an account, so no sign in is needed.
Free, and staying that way
FuReelina is a personal project rather than a product. She stores what she needs to keep a leaderboard and nothing else, has no analytics, and sells nothing to anybody. Add her to a server, paste a link, and that is the whole arrangement.
Add FuReelina to Discord